What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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