What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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