What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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