Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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The Oakland Raiders

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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