- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Guest what? Dog

a. why? b. because I wanted

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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