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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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