why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Your mom went to college

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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