Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What the hell are you doing?

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Who wants water? I do.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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