- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Women's Rights

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Albert <3 Hunter

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Me

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??