* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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