Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Your mom

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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