what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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guess what chicken butt

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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stinky boner

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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ur gey

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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