A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Stop procrastinating.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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