a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

it's funny because it's funny

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

 

Stop procrastinating.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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