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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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