What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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