You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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