- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

vote this down and i will DOX you

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Knock knock open

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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