Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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An Aisian failed a test

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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