Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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