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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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