- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

So I was walking down the road today

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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