whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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