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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Black people being friendly.

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