- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Women's rights.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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