- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

I like touching my boobs

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Knock knock come in.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

womens rights

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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