- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

womans rights...

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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