Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Knock knock come in.

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I like touching my boobs

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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