- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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