- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What happened to my sunglasses?

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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