- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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