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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

im watching you..

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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