- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A: Do you like it B: No

Your dads dead. lol

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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