- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

matt is fat

I love you

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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