what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Maths.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Neil Lewis

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Anti Joke

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