- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

what did one computer say to the other .........

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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