- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the name of the car? What

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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