- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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