All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

im watching you..

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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