- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Women can vote? WTF

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PENIS

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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