- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Hi

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

what did one computer say to the other .........

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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