- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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