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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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