knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

CHORGLUND

Why didn't he finish his

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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