- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Black people.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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