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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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