Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A mormon walks into a bar.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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