what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Joke

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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