- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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