Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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