what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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