Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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Arrow in the Knee!

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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