- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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wanna here a joke? you.

i just wrote this so hard

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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