What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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can you pass the soap?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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