- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

what's worst than being gay? being black

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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