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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

The dewey decimal system

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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