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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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this website even though its hilarious.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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