- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A mormon walks into a bar.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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