Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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The dewey decimal system

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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