- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Its true, he didnt write that!!

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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