What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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im telling maguire

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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The Joke Below

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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