Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

robin, get in the car.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

A sober Irish individual.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What is the name of the car? What

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...