What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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