- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Your so gay, that you like men!

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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