- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

The dewey decimal system

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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