Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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