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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

what came first the chicken or the chips

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

The dewey decimal system

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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