Justin Bieber.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Ms Leong Sux

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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