- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Two planes walk into an office building

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

i killed my family

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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