- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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