whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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