- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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